a whale of a knife
That's not a knife; THIS is a knife.
We’re suddenly filled with an urge to carry a knife with us at all times – but only as a cute-as-can-be accessory, of course. Or maybe it’s a safer idea to just nab one from Wolves Within and give it pride of place on our kitchen wall.
This calm-looking, Japanese-made whale knife is worth showing off, anyhow. Looks like there’s a strong future of cheese platters ahead of us. Darn.