In an ideal world, housemates would be decided upon through ESP or a lucky eight ball.

the daily drudgery

6:00pm Sunday, 10 Feb.

Eleanor Robertson ranks household chores from sucky to suckiest.

It’s the most wonderful time of the year – that is, if you don’t have a racist uncle or an in-law hell-bent on signing you up to a pyramid scheme.

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