a whole bunch of pet costumes

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We’d like to apologise to the pets of the world. We’re sorry that you have to deal with silly human antics, like how we ask you to pose for photos all the time or prank you for the ‘gram. We’re sorry, too, for what we’re about to do: direct people to an Etsy store for ridiculous pet costumes. If you could please keep humouring us and kindly agree to stick your face into a piece of watermelon-shaped felt, we promise to let you tear up tissues and sleep in boxes whenever you like. With love and gratitude, frankie.