Oh, hello there, toucan scissors. We hear some very good things about you. Word has it, for example, that you can snip just about everything – from paper to fabric to veggies to plants and heaps more, too. Plus, we have it on very good authority that there are magnets hidden in your supremely cute beak, so we can stash you somewhere handy at all times (say, on a pin board or on the fridge). As if that weren’t enough, you also function as a bottle opener! Thank you for existing – and our thanks to Berlin-based Mighty Paper Shop for creating you. That is all.