For those of you who need your frankie fix more than bi-monthly, you'll be happy to know that the one-and-only Marieke Hardy has brought out a book! It's called You'll Be Sorry When I'm Dead (we sure will), and it's full of tales told in typical Marieke fashion: stalking Young Talent Time idols, childhood dreams of prostitution and a somewhat unhealthy obsession with Bob Ellis to name a few. And we have 20 copies to give away! Email your name and address here to go in the running. Savour those chapters, folks.