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We may excel at tasks like quoting ’90s flicks and making inanimate objects out of felt, but maintaining small, innocent trees is something we majorly suck at.
Until our bodies start to ooze the sparkly stuff, we'll be happy to sport this tote bag by Handmade and Craft.
Who better to accompany you on your next shopping trip than a strangely anthropomorphised cat woman in a jaunty polka dot dress?
Can't afford a Birkin? We've got you sardonically sorted.
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