all my plants are dead tote

3:00pm Sunday, 12 Jun.

We may excel at tasks like quoting ’90s flicks and making inanimate objects out of felt, but maintaining small, innocent trees is something we majorly suck at.

i sweat glitter tote

10:00am Friday, 13 Mar.

Until our bodies start to ooze the sparkly stuff, we'll be happy to sport this tote bag by Handmade and Craft.

cat lady tote

3:00pm Friday, 06 Dec.

Who better to accompany you on your next shopping trip than a strangely anthropomorphised cat woman in a jaunty polka dot dress?

Can't afford a Birkin? We've got you sardonically sorted.

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