i sweat glitter tote

10:00am Friday, 13 Mar.

Until our bodies start to ooze the sparkly stuff, we'll be happy to sport this tote bag by Handmade and Craft.

cat lady tote

3:00pm Friday, 06 Dec.

Who better to accompany you on your next shopping trip than a strangely anthropomorphised cat woman in a jaunty polka dot dress?

Can't afford a Birkin? We've got you sardonically sorted.

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