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If you're on the hunt for a higher power to direct your hopes, prayers and dreams at, may we suggest the patron saint of giveaways, book clubs and couch-jumping.
For the typography fan with a hearty appetite.
We can totally get on board with any seat that involves a little surprise when we sit down.
We've already started brainstorming the exciting possibilities for this handy-dandy portable smartphone projector.
Granted, there's something a wee bit creepy about melting someone's head into a puddle of molten wax, but we're digging these candles from Kaye Blegvad all the same.
Bit by bit our stash of ceramics is heading towards 'crazy collector lady' status, but we're willing to look a little loopy for the sake of Ruby Pilven's porcelain creations.
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