i can’t even cat collar

Is your feline nonchalant? Are you? Do you want to let the general public know how you’re both defeated by the world’s selfish ways, and would also you like your cat to sparkle? If your answers to these questions are ‘yes’, ‘yes’ and ‘yes’, then great! You sound like a reasonable sort. You’re also in luck: Bath-based maker Harriet Gray, aka Hello Harriet, makes a gold-plated cat pendant that’s right up your alley. The I Can’t Even Collar is just one of the finely crafted accessories she describes as “half-hearted”. She’s even got temporary tattoos and pooch-inspired nail art for sale. The lady, evidently, exists for our pleasure.