"Hello, North Pole? Yeah hi, it's frankie. Scratch everything we've previously put on our Christmas wish list. We basically just want every single thing from Charlotte Lancelot's cross-stitch inspired line from Gan Rugs. Carpets! Pouffes! Cushions! We'll even give you the website for ease of gifting: gan-rugs.com. Should our demands not be met, there'll be no rum and cookies December 24th. You have been warned."
(Actually, we'll probably just spend the rest of summer working out how to poke holes in felt and stitching this ourselves, but we don't need to let Santa know that.)