what did david bowie do?

If the first day back in the real world after a leisurely four-day weekend has you looking for a little cheering up, you probably shouldn't hit this link. It'll only lead you to a dispiriting corner of the internet where you can discover exactly what David Bowie had achieved by your age – and as you might expect from the glam rock pioneer, Ziggy Stardust was no under-achiever.

Fan letters at 20? A Broadway stint by 33? Today we're proud to have made it to work on time and avoided spilling coffee all over our clean white tee. High five for small victories!