long lists: chuckle-inducing valentine’s day cards
We’ve found some of the cutest and rudest cards to celebrate your loved one’s existence this Valentine’s Day.
Yep, it’s that time again – time to celebrate your loved one’s existence. You can be all anti-Valentine’s Day, and go around saying it’s just about greeting card companies guilt-tripping us into buying their products (damn you, capitalists!). Or, you can buy a really frigging hilarious (and/or cute) greeting card, and give your main squeeze a good old chuckle. Hey, it’s only a few bucks – and we’ve gone and found some real doozies, to make the whole thing that little bit easier. PS Remember: you don’t have to restrict your Valentine’s good vibes to your partner. No doubt there's a friend or two in your life who could use a laugh, too.
1. I Hate You The Least card, around $4.
2. I Lava You! card, around $6.50.
3. Swayze About You card, around $4.
4. Chew Love card, $5.50.
5. You’re The One Pho Me printable card, around $5.
6. Nice Ass greeting card, around $4.
7. Bowchikkawowow card, around $6.50.
8. I Am Just That Into You card, $5.45.
9. Look At My Phone card, around $6.
10. Take My Breath Away card, around $5.
11. You Are a Gem card, around $7.
12. 80s Banana card, around $6.50.