flirty drink stirrers

There are three stages to any party: the ice-breaker stage, the bantering stage, and the all-out karaoke and/or projectile vomiting stage. We’re proud to say we never get to that final stage these days (we are oh-so sophisticated sippers of drinks and go-ers to bed at a sensible time, of course), and we’re developing an appreciation for those initial moments. You know, when everyone’s taking mental note of who’s abnormally cute. Which is where these drink stirrers come in rather handy.

Made by the ladies at Sideshow Press, this set of five plastic doodads are printed with the messages “Oh, hello there”, “I like your style”, “Let’s misbehave”, and “Let’s be adventurous”, and are available here, for around 16 bucks. Chuckles guaranteed.