dial m for murder

If you think about it, our relationship with houseplants is pretty imbalanced: they provide us with beauty; companionship; fresh oxygen; and a sense of responsibility – meanwhile, all we have to do is stop them from meeting an untimely demise. And we can’t even do that properly. Just ask the leafy fella on Fuchsia MacAree’s print, if you don’t believe us. We have three of the Irish illustrator’s cards to give away, worth around $24 a pop. Just head over this way and enter your details, then wish with all your might.

This little feature first appeared in the pages of frankie issue 83. Nab a copy over here, or subscribe from $10.50.